rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

burritno:

exhists:

do old people masturbate

have you ever been on chat roulette

prettypasta:

Linguine with Crab in Spicy White Wine Sauce
graycup:

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worldfam0us:

Watch x iPhone | WF
patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses


Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry.  Now look at mine.  Now yours.  Now back to mine.  Sadly,  your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine.  Abracadabra!  I’m a horse.